Rob's Little Accident

And you thought the slogan "take the bus and make it home alive" was an exageration. In fact everyone does get to make it home alive its just that they may be a little battered and bloody as well. Take the bus? You be the judge.

"And then I said 'You think Chi lattes' are better than frappachinos?... Let's dance".

Gorey Goodness

7 staples, count 'em. Actually there are only 5 visible so you'll have to take my word for it.

There is a happy ending though.